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(no subject) [May. 31st, 2015|01:04 am]
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not_kosher
what


the fuck



is going on
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In OMG NO! News, Southern Kathryn Might Be Pregnant Again [May. 29th, 2015|06:10 pm]
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naomi_campbell
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Welp, it looks like Kathryn might be cooking up another bun in ha oven because rumors are swirling that the 23 year-old owner of like 30 blazers might be with child again!
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fenchurchly, I know we wanted Southern Charm renewed, but not like this...
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Teresa Giudice Update [May. 29th, 2015|04:53 pm]
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naomi_campbell
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This post is dedicated to kim_zolciak. May they rise again.



Teresa celebrates her birthday in prison. Happy birthday our incarcerated fraudulent queen <3
blah blah blah, she is still in jail...Collapse )


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ONTDrh, did you remember to send prisoner #65703-050 a birthday card?
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2015|09:32 am]
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not_kosher
im watching scary island for the first time ever

kelly is legit crazy

also, bethenny is horrible in every way. her victim complex is just too much.
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ONTDrh exclusive: Kenya Moore Goes on Vacation, Makes Possible Love Connection? [May. 29th, 2015|12:43 am]
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naomi_campbell
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I ship it.


This love is good, this love is bad...Collapse )
Here's another pic of JFK Jr. TYFYT



source: me
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Ranking the Husbands of the Real Housewives by "Hotness" [May. 28th, 2015|08:22 pm]
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naomi_campbell
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Buzzfeed ranks all the current (I guess they didn't get the memo that Lizzie was kicked to the curb) husbands of housewives. Per usual, Buzzfeed failed.

18. Joe Guidice



Our list starts off with an obvious one. Joe has a “general disrespect for the law,” and engaged in bank, mail, wire, and bankruptcy fraud that has resulted in a 41-month prison sentence. Not very hot.
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ONTDrh, other than Mauricio, who is your ideal HW man?
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also [May. 28th, 2015|10:02 am]
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not_kosher
Poll #2012343 astrology

do you believe in astrology

umm obviously
9(52.9%)
umm no i dont do retarded shit like that
8(47.1%)
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2015|10:00 am]
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not_kosher

pick

i'm a top
0(0.0%)
i'm a "top"
1(20.0%)
versatile
0(0.0%)
"versatile"
1(20.0%)
big ol' bottom and not ashamed to admit it!
3(60.0%)



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InTouch Magazine Defames Tamra, is Jealous She is #OneWithGod [May. 27th, 2015|07:20 pm]
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naomi_campbell
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Just like Carole Radziwill, InTouch Magazine continues spew their hateful speech and flop. According to a prominent heathen Vicki "insider" Tamra's newfound spirituality is solely for storyline purposes.
#blairfliction 4 Tamra 2k15Collapse )
And here's a picture of JFK Jr. <3



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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2015|03:36 am]
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jojo342
OF ALL THE REVIEWS OF CAROLE'S LITERARY WORKS, WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE?

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NY Post Shades the Fuck out of Dorito & Juicy Joe 2.0 [May. 27th, 2015|01:33 am]
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The hottest new cast member of “The Real Housewives of New York” has a gut, chest hair and sweats at the mere sight of sun.

Meet John Mahdessian, owner of the Upper East Side’s high-end dry cleaner, Madame Paulette, and boyfriend of Dorinda Medley, “RHONY’s” latest unmarried addition.

Mahdessian is the show’s breakout star this year, thanks to his and Medley’s cantankerous relationship, his shameless flirting and his larger-than-life personality.

In one episode, the 49-year-old is caught grinding against Housewives Sonja Morgan and Kristen Taekman like a horny spring-breaker; in another, he’s partying it up solo, to everyone’s horror, at midtown’s Beautique.

Last week, Ramona Singer called Mahdessian “crass” and accused him of using her pal for her swank uptown pad and connections.

The Sultan of Stains invites you in...Collapse )

NY Post

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Kim Richards insults daughter, son-in-law in drunken/high tirade at Brooke's wedding [May. 26th, 2015|05:58 pm]
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Kim Richards melted down at her daughter's wedding over the weekend to the point her sober coach quit, her daughter isn't speaking with her anymore and those present say she was either on drugs or alcohol.

Multiple sources tell TMZ ... Kim was clearly under the influence of something, although no one seems to know what. Our sources say whatever Kim took or drank, she did so in private, but when she interacted with people at the wedding she was "a mess."

We're told Kim was saying horribly nasty things to her daughter, Brooke, right after the wedding. We're told Kim was cursing out the groom's family and was generally belligerent. The bride has vowed she won't speak with her mom again.

As for the sober coach ... we're told she couldn't control Kim and left Mexico immediately after the wedding.

Our sources say Kim is still in Cabo and she's gone radio silent. The rehab facility gave her a pass to attend the wedding but gave her a deadline to return Monday, which she has not done.


http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/26/kim-richards-relapse-drugs-alcohol-wedding-mexico-brooke-rehab/#ixzz3bHeSz7JE

Wanted to post further details here.... depressing.

Do you think Kim is going to check back into rehab?
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What Has Kelly Been Up To Lately? [May. 26th, 2015|05:53 pm]
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naomi_campbell
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What has been Kelly been up to since her unjust RHONYC firing?
#justice for KellyCollapse )
Here's what Kelly has been doing according to the article:
-modeling
-writing a fashion blog
-she wrote another book I Can Make You Hot!:The Supermodel Diet (Kelly was never a supermodel. I am a supermodel!)
-she's friend with Luann
-she designs jewelry
-she still has those kids
-she tweets Elizabeth Hurley






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